Wednesday 16 May 2012 
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Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong
Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML
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Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)
Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 8:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML
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Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by taob (woman) - China (Guangxi)
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States
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