Wednesday 16 May 2012 
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Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 the workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
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Today, I was told I need two root canals. This is because my previous dentist did such a bad job on one of my teeth that the decay went through and transferred to its neighbor. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:55pm - health - by GrinningCynic - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was in a café when a construction worker asked to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker, which I reluctantly loaned him. As he was writing, he stopped to think, and happily chewed on the end of the pen, which he later returned to me, glistening in saliva. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:48pm - misc - by BowlofCherries (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 2:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm - work - by poseidon5213 - United States (California)
Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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