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May 2015

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Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27402) - you deserved it (3265)

On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
74 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

#21409756
45 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my college charged me for tuition for next semester. I graduated 2 years ago. I have a degree from a place too stupid to only charge current students. FML

#21407028
38 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML

#21407958
44 comments

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On 05/10/2015 at 6:08pm - misc - by weirdlaugh (woman) - United States

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

#21402962
37 comments

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On 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML

#21406084
63 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 7:01am - misc - by Chubby (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

#21408187
65 comments

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On 05/11/2015 at 12:23am - love - by CryoSpectre - United States (California)

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

#21409757
108 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by Muralove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML

#21410694
65 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 8:51pm - misc - by pasha - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

#21416055
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (2415)

On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States



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