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January 2014

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Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today , mah younger brother askd if he could watch me puttd a tampon in. He's 17. FML

#21029617
213 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Taday I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I askd if she needd a hand. She calld me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
135 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today.. . mah husband and I r sick . He keeps whining about how bad he feels . I'm just as sick.. . as well as 7 months pregnant . I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked.. . cleaned.. . and gone to the store several times cuz the tissues we had were too rough on his nose . FML

#21035436
224 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I took girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilethile there, andhen she came back, she was crying. When I askedhy, she said ( I'm on period! ) and sobbd loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

#21016986
171 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today My Grlfriend Told Me That She Is Pregnant. I Askd How It Could Be Possible , Since She's On Brth Control. She Said She Didn't Know Her Antibiotics Would Interfere With It. She's A Pharmacist. FML

#21024822
170 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, as if having to endure the noises of mah parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, mah mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I Found Out Thathenever My Ex-wife Is Late Getting The Kids To School, She Tells Them To Tell There Teacher They Were With Me, And Forge My Name On The Sign-in Sheet. Missing Homework? Dad's House. Forgot To Bring Something Important? Ditto. The School Think I'm A Horrible Parent. FML

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I HAD SEX. AFTER A WHILE, HE STARTED STARING AT MAH LADY PARTS, AND SAID MAH "VAG LOOKS LIKE A MOCKINGJAY". HE THEN STRETCHED THE LIPS APART LIKE WINGS AND MADE LITTLE "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" SOUNDS. FML

#21033383
140 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex looool once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58040) - you deserved it (7842)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom



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