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November 2013

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Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. After telling her everything I'm going through, she looked at me and said "You know... every five years or so I get a case completely beyond my ability to help." I guess it's been five years. FML

#20963305
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47750) - you deserved it (3162)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm - health - by elle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML

#20950805
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47740) - you deserved it (3930)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
154 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (4129)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML

#20975413
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47533) - you deserved it (3747)

On 11/30/2013 at 12:58am - intimacy - by Thanksalot (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
90 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML

#20953867
95 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

#20967683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46985) - you deserved it (5569)

On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

#20942539
113 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

#20952236
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (4863)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by notgettinsome - Australia

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

#20948659
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46601) - you deserved it (4266)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

#20945220
115 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

#20975074
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (11282)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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