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Today at work I got in an elevator to go upstars. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later an people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out an forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator an waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8539) - you deserved it (23091)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today As Lame Excuse To Not Give A Guy I Met At A Club Phone Number, I Told Him I Didn't Have A Cell Phone. Guess What I Checked When He Asked Me What Time It Was A Few Minutes Later. FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's officehile she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulld the pen out during a meeting. My colleague lookd at me, horrifid. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazond on it. I'm a man. FML


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On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 12:45am - work - by Kybo5 - United States (California)

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