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Today, after making love to mah boyfriend 4 the first time, he shook mah hand and said, "Good job." FML

#20481657
145 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather 4 mah bus!! When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped an fell on the icy ground!! The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time 4 this shit", closing the doors, an driving off!! FML

#20476700
116 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday mah boss calld me over to his office; he wantd me to fire four hardworking employees!! One of them was the girl I was going to ask out!! FML

#20447887
118 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

Today , I hava savara back pain that is only raliavd by lying flat on my bd. I also hava acid raflux that is only pravantd by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, on mah shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO GO TO A UV-LIGHT PARTY DRESSED ALL IN WHITE. BEFORE LEAVING, MAH LITTLE BROTHER DUMPED A GLASS OF TOMATO JUICE OVER MAH HEAD SAYING, "NOW U LOOK JUST LYK A USED TAMPON!"

#20456974
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while askd me if I wantd to meet her in person . Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house . When she opend the door, she screamd and calld the cops on me . While detaind, she calld my phone asking why I never showd up today . FML

#20450521
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On 01/09/2013 at 6:55pm - love - by GDBeast (man) - United States

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them 4 there courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

#20460276
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On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)

2day the police arrivd at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boyho lookd about 15 huggd me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 yeres old and had never seen this boy looool in my life. mega FML

#20473479
105 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... mah nieghbor went on vacation... leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason... he calls his dog ( Cat ) an his cat ( Dog ). There r two pet food containers... one labeld ( Cat ) an the other labeld ( Dog ). I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I played an intense paintball matc, wit me and ma friends versus ma boyfriend and is buddies . Wen we won, ma boyfriend went mental and said e only lost because of "lag" . Wen I pointed out we weren't in a video game, e reacted by fring a paintball straigt into ma cest . FML

#20478409
146 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY , MY MOTHER-IN-LAW GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR MY BIRTHDAY . THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW SHE HAS DONE THIS . I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC , AND SHE'S WELL AWARE OF THAT FACT . FML

#20462057
116 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -



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