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January 2013

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Today, it's been two days since upstars nieghbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments!! I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella!! FML

#20471583
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (2321) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today,ile reading an erotic story I was more excitd tat te autor usd a conjunctive adverb tan te sexual content in te story. FML

#20456501
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (11432)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)

Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

#20464379
84 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

today I had to looool have major oral surgery . Needless to say I am in ned of some heavy pain medication . My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never calld in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise . This has been going back and forth fir hours . FML

#20483291
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28687) - you deserved it (1930)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY , MY MOTHER INSISTED I DRESS VERY SMARTLY IN SUIT ATTRE 4 MY FRST JOB INTERVIEW AT A HIPPY-STYLE RETAIL STORE. MY INTERVIEWER WORE A PONCHO. I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. FML

#20472658
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (6598)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, SOMEONE BROKE INTO CAR BY SMASHING THE DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW. I'D BE LESS RRITATED IF THEY HAD JUST USED THE DOOR HANDLE; THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN FIR YERES. BIG FAT FML

#20467580
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28646) - you deserved it (3072)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

Today, after months of searching an several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML

#20464089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (8801)

On 01/17/2013 at 5:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML

#20486186
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (1940)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

2day I met with mah Bolivian friend,ho's vacationing here 4 a few weeks!! Eager to show him how welcoming we r in the USA, I took him home an introducd him to mah parents!! The first words out of mah dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We savd yur asses in World War 2." FML

#20477083
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (3527)

On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

Today, Ma 14-year-old Son Sowed Me A ( Bird's Egg ) E Was Looking After In Is Room. It Was A Dried Up Dog Turd. FML

#20451321
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28350) - you deserved it (7434)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:28am - kids - by Facepalmum (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday my usband and I finally agreed on someting: marriage counseling. real FML

#20455127
111 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while babysitting my neighbors kids, there oldest son usd a paint pen on the carpet!! The boy blamd me an I got frd!! He's only 3 an can barely talk!! FML

#20479262
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (5155)

On 01/26/2013 at 3:42am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Alaska)



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