Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
2day I had been trying to text mah girlfriend all day, but no reply . After a while, I became worried so I called . She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, mah best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone . She's been texting me all day." mega FML
Today, It's Been 13 Months Since I've Been Living In The States. I've Been Calld A Nazi, Askd If We Have Electricity In Germany, An Been Made Fun Of The Way I Speak With Mah ( German Accent ), The List Goes On. I'm Not Even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML
yesterday my boyfriend proposd to me with the prettiest... most simple ring I have ever seen. I calld my sister to tell her the good news... and her response was... ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML
Today, while my grlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture an the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, an probably my relationship too. FML
Friday 27 March 2015