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November 2012

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Today, I was rejectd for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshoppd." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
72 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I witnessd a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens wit stolen goods in is ands. Te manager was running after im. Trying to be elpful I pulld forward to block te tief from getting away. Te cops sowd up an arrestd me fir itting a pedestrian. FML

#20169022
128 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by ausmill12 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
125 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , Dressed In My Sexiest Nightie , I Asked My Boyfriend In The Most Sensual Voice Possible What He'd Like Me Do To 4 Him Tonight . His Eyed Widened , He Started Clapping Wildly And Then Shrieked , "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (4313) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

TODAY... I WATCHD MAH NEIGHBOR SHAKE CAT FOOD CALLING... "COME HERE MOLLIE" AT HIS BACK DOOR. I THEN SAW MAH OWN CAT RUN INTO HIS HOUSE. I NOW KNOW WHY MAH CAT IS SO FAT AN NEVER REPLIES TO ME CALLING HER BONNIE. I GUESS I'M BEING CHEATD ON. FML

#20158567
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trustd either. FML

#20163899
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24127) - you deserved it (2007)

On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

I was working the dart game at mah local amusement parkhen a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicatd, an they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

#20159802
73 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair . After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought looool I was the new guy, and said I was going to be traind by "The long-haird girly-looking idiot." FML

#20163115
86 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD MAH WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT . I VAGUELY REMEMBER TELLING THE DOCTOR THAT I'M A VIRGIN . SEVERAL TIMES . FML

#20169028
104 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... mah boyfriend and I cleaned his parents'hole househile they were out... just to be nice. When they came home... they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

#20164583
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24060) - you deserved it (2016)

On 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm - love - by teea (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there 4 2 yeres. FML

#20181011
110 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

Yesterday boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit and after a while I went to fine him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said "Oh yur son is upstairs." We're the looool same age. FML

#20155909
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)



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