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today I was visiting family in Oregon . I did not know it was illegal to pump yur own gas; the cops were involved . fat FML

#20159952
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today I proposd to my grlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment . She seemd incredibly excitd when she saw the ring an put it on . The way she boltd out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again . FML

#20163929
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On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I called off my engagement , after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job , and in anticipation of getting married , I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed , so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. real FML

#20170919
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On 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by notAMrs (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I TRIED TO MOTIVATE MY 9-YEAR-OLD SISTER TO CLEAN HER ROOM. SHE SAID SHE'D ONLY AGREE IF SHE COULD KILL ME. THINKING SHE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND, AND NOT A TOTAL PSYCHOPATH, I SAID SURE. SHE RAN TO HER ROOM SHOUTING, ( YES! I'M GONNA USE THE BIG KNIFE! ) SHE'S STILL CLEANING NOW. FML

#20172481
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On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday mah dad offerd to pay me $40 to wash his car !! Needing money to buy a video game , I agred , an went out in the freezing weather to do the job !! I finishd the task , only to be paid in Monopoly money !! My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was !! FML

#20158140
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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the super long love letter that I poured mah heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

#20176109
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On 11/24/2012 at 2:02am - love - by whatever (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today,ile At A Stop Ligt, I Was Rear-ended By A Car Biend Me . Te Guy Got Angry At Me, Cuz According To Im, I Sould've Known Tat Is Car As Poor Braking Distance, And So I Sould've Moved Forward A Few More Feet To Compensate . FML

#20157954
122 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah girlfriend admittd to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team,hich at first turnd me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

#20164114
107 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 8:37am - love - by SweetStuff88 (man) - United States

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

yastarday a shoppar approachad ma at Targat an said, ( So r u just gonna stand thara to look pratty an do nothing around hara? ) I ignorad his commant, until ha got so upsat that ha wantad to spaak to mah managar. It would hava baan undarstandabla if I actually workad thara. FML

#20177780
106 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told mah family that I wantad to changa mah last nama to mah futura wifa's. Wa want to hava tha sama last nama, and wa chosa hars cuz sha is an only child, whila I hava thraa brothars. Half of mah family is laughing and calling ma "pussy whippad" whila tha othar half won't spaak to ma. FML

#20150778
168 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I've Now Workd On Tanksgiving.. . Black Friday.. . Te Weekend After Tat.. . And Two Days Tis Week . My Usband And Son Ave Ad All Tat Time Off.. . And Yet I've Still Endd Up Aving To Clean Te Dises And Te Ouse After Tem On All Of Tese Days . FML

#20181186
121 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States



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