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November 2012

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TODAY, WHILE IN MAH ROOM ON THE COMPUTER, I HAD A SUDDEN URGE TO PEE . I GOT UP TO USE THE LOO AND STARTED HEREING SOME DISTURBING NOISES FROM INSIDE . APPARENTLY I WAS SO QUIET MAH PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS GONE AND DECIDED TO HAVE SEX IN THE SHOWER . IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND MAH BLADDER IS ABOUT TO BURST . FML

#20163953
142 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me 4 not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend , an "it's just not fair." FML

#20169074
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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

TADAY I HAD A SEX DREAM, WHICH I INTERRUPTED BY HAVING AN OCD-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WEREN'T USING PROTECTION. MY BRAIN WON'T EVEN LET ME ENJOY THE FANTASY ACTION I GET IN MY SLEEP. FML

#20171880
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On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

today mah boyfriend of three yeres, whom I recently got engagd to, askd me to take a photo of mah mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see wat mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
78 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML

yastarday mah girlfriand startd bawling , saying that our ralationship wouldn't work. Why? Bacausa if Justin and Salana can't do it , no ona can. FML

#20178699
129 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
91 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat!! I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be recieving those Christmas presents!! FML

#20177886
108 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

TODAY , I INTRODUCD MAH BOYFRIEND TO MAH PARENTS. MY DAD LOOKD AT HIM AND SAID , "NICE OUTFIT , BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE FIR HALLOWEEN." BEFORE I COULD INTERVENE , MAH BOYFRIEND SAID THAT JOKE HAD BEEN DONE TO DEATH , TO WHICH MAH DAD RETORTD , "YEAH , SO HAS YUR MUM." INSTANT FISTFIGHT. FML

#20144826
150 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

my looool husband cummed home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly fir him, he's married to me. real FML

#20157197
137 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 5:15am - love - by Helen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Was Grocery Sopping!! Wen I Turnd Around I Noticd A Group Of Teens Passing By Lauging!! I Didn't Tink Anyting Of It Until I Got To My Cart!! Te Losers Ad Left A Pack Of Slim Fast In My Cart!! I'm Pregnant!! FML

#20167758
129 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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