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October 2012

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today my crush and I were volunteering at looool a local farm. He confessd to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leand in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

#20109154
130 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I trid to tell mah best friend how wrong she is to be dating a marrid man, whose wife happens to be pregnant with their frst child. Our talk endd with her calling me a "meddling, frigid bitch" an me being told this is why I can't get laid. FML

#20125357
158 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Dillyduzit (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I HAD TO BUY GROCERIESHILE SUFFERING HORRIBLE MORNING SICKNESS. MY NAUSEA MAGNIFIED AS I STOOD IN LINE BEHIND AN OBESE LADY WEARING A TANK TOP AND TINY SHORT SHORTS. I LOST EVERYTHING IN MY STOMACHHEN SHE STUCK HER HAND DOWN HER SHORTS AND STARTED SCRATCHING AT HER ASS-CRACK. FML

#20101402
159 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself "sound sophisticated"!! I moved here two yeres ago from London!! FML

Today, the guy I've been looool madly in love with 4 ages finally askd me out!! I excitedly said yes!! I waitd a half an hour 4 him to show up, with another girl and say, ( Where's your date? ) I was askd to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me!! FML

#20108846
64 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . I applid for a job as a secretary . As I sat in the waiting room.. . the interviewer cummd out with his wife . She gave me a once-over.. . then said to her husband.. . "Hire this one . She's so ugly.. . you would never have an affair with her." FML

#20109957
69 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Went To Te Bar I've Alway Gone To After Work 4 Te Past 12 Yeres. On Arrival, I Got Banned 4 Life, Punced In Te Nose An Trown Out. Te Barmaid Comes Out An Says, "Sorry, Wrong Guy." FML

#20130988
105 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with mah name on it as mah iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better , the parents yelled at me 4 accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

#20124733
89 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Taday mah roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30 . FML

#20110486
152 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

#20138973
114 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I met someone really cool and tere departing words were, for some odd reason, "We sould totally be friends, I mean unles your scizoprenic or someting, aa!" I ave scizoprenia . FML

#20140639
99 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from mah son's school saying to pick him up cuz he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
134 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States



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