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October 2012

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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

#20122984
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (1091)

On 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm - money - by BrokeAsFuck - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

#20118333
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21068) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

#20127779
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (3046)

On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

#20130407
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20936) - you deserved it (2367)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by SFra - United States

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

#20114536
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20935) - you deserved it (5165)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:35am - animals - by afraidtosleep - United States (Texas)

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

#20114686
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (2222)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

#20132869
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (4367)

On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

#20123506
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20623) - you deserved it (1537)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:43am - work - by Taco Hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

#20096710
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20584) - you deserved it (2060)

On 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by IcantDance! - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

#20113670
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20558) - you deserved it (2008)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by firstdategonebad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

#20135128
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20551) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

#20114046
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20495) - you deserved it (1294)

On 10/12/2012 at 8:18pm - misc - by atleastshelldiefirst (man) - United States



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