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Today, I woke up and found a little notehere mah husband should have been !! It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children !! FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would looool lyk to donate to breast cancer research . Since I have already made mah donation this month, I politely declined . The cashier snorted an said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone u love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor . mega FML
TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML
yesterday after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant !! When I askedhy, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina !! He still doesn't get it !! fat FML
Yesterday, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one mah parents bought mah ten-year-old brother, he got pissd and threw it into our pool. I'm now groundd for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Friday 27 March 2015