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September 2012

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Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML

#20061927
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

#20069351
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25421) - you deserved it (6159)

On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

#20088451
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (2792)

On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (2572)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (2713)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25129) - you deserved it (4815)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25094) - you deserved it (2644)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

#20086071
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (1475)

On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML

#20092131
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (2448)

On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (2184)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24908) - you deserved it (4838)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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