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September 2012

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Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
149 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

#20082194
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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

#20054806
129 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother texted me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engaged too. FML

#20091458
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On 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

#20077513
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On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

#20094642
94 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
112 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, my intoxicated husband asked my very conservative parents how their sex life is now that all the kids are out of the house. FML

#20088791
65 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by kiwi2323 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
120 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
187 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

#20072637
119 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

#20076697
98 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom



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