Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:14am - health - by Ella - United States
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 4:41pm - misc - by Unhappymothersday - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States
Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:02am - health - by lubey - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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