Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon
Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by caitlinz5 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States
Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States
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