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Thursday 9 May 2013

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TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

#20651461
90 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

today my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thankd him anyway and encouragd him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

#20652174
116 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatchd my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

#20651616
102 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)

I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would lyk to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

#20651541
103 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! I was questiond by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car!! That 12-year-old is my daughter..!! who refusd to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular!! FML

#20653026
167 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

Today... Mah Ex-wife...hom I Divorced Just 8 Months Ago... Asked Me To Attend Her Wedding... Because "it Would Mean A Lot" To Her. She's Marrying The Man She Cheated On Me With. FML

#20651917
124 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the woman I babysat for blamd me for the cut on her son's face, and fird me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrivd.

#20652046
65 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:44pm - kids - by rachelllynne - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, By Pure Chance, I Found The Websitehere My Boyfriend Has Been Getting All The Cute, ( Original ) Romantic Texts He Sends Me, Including The One That Made Me Fall In Love With Him To Begin With. FML

#20651954
147 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia (Makkah)

2day I was laid off from mah job as a manager. After cleaning out mah office, I began clearing mah computer. I recieved an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too looool bad it was for mah job. FML

#20651556
86 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rushd to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever!! The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease!! I can hear them discussing my future with an amputatd leg!! FML

#20652691
62 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)

Today... looool I started te bleacing treatments tat ma dentist recommended. Now... ma two front teet ave ultra wite spots... te rest of ma teet are still yellow and te roof of ma mout is burned. FML

#20653345
56 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a babby voice!! This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her lyk u would a puppy or a baby!! Someone kill me!! FML

Today...hila answaring an ( anonymous ) survay about how to kaap mah school drug fraa... I told tham thay should stop drug tasting tha kids that thay know don't do drugs and tast tha skatchiar onas. Thay in turn drug tastd ma. FML

#20652571
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38619) - you deserved it (13748)

On 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by drug testing - United States (Wisconsin)



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