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Sunday 29 April 2012

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Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML

#19546407
206 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 6:10am - misc - by Tashie01 - Australia

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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278 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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145 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

#19548307
151 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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73 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
146 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

#19549907
112 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
121 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7391) - you deserved it (11218)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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