Friday 30 March 2012 
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Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia
Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 9:43pm - health - by Fractured - United States
Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
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