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Thursday 30 July 2015

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Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (1095)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
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On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6355) - you deserved it (406)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6232) - you deserved it (553)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)



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