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Friday 28 November 2014

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Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

#21307360
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13514) - you deserved it (1072)

On 11/28/2014 at 3:00am - misc - by stampslife - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
57 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

#21307421
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11249) - you deserved it (972)

On 11/28/2014 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

#21307515
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4316) - you deserved it (753)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:27pm - work - by I'm so wet, baby - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

#21307507
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4220) - you deserved it (483)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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