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Friday 22 May 2015

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent : shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5586) - you deserved it (580)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1965) - you deserved it (2436)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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