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Tuesday 9 February 2016

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Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four kids broke up with me, saying he slept with another girl but not to worry, he thought about me the whole time and still wants to marry me one day, it turns out he's moved to another state. FML

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7969) - you deserved it (666)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7091) - you deserved it (1242)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4760) - you deserved it (796)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4729) - you deserved it (281)

On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)



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