by DreeStahr / 09/30/2016 at 12:05am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML.
by MouseLover.. / 09/30/2016 at 12:06am / United States / Animals
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