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Tuesday 28 April 2015

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Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

#21400980
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10883) - you deserved it (765)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:24am - health - by vomitgirl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML

#21400981
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10798) - you deserved it (1058)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9797) - you deserved it (632)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)



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