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Wednesday 1 April 2015

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Today, brother mentiond dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposd to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9248) - you deserved it (1363)

On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

MY COLLEAGUES WERE EXCITEDLY TALKING ABOUT GOING FIR DRINKS AFTER WORK. I HEARD ONE OF THEM ASK, IS SAM COMING?' AND SHORTLY AFTER LEAVE WITHOUT ME. I'M SAM. FML

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On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

it's April Fools day. I visited FML to entertain myself... only to fine out the FML Staff r playing a prank by making every post contain horrible typos. I work in publishing and I'm a compulsive Grammar Nazi. The most relaxing part of mah day just turned into the most stressful. FML

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On 04/01/2015 at 10:50am - misc - by shhhhitt - United States



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