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Friday 27 March 2015

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Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3081) - you deserved it (407)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2086) - you deserved it (225)

On 03/27/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by elizacandle (woman) - United States



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