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Friday 24 May 2013

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Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
61 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and that we should get rid of him. FML

#20683274
62 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against the hood because a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed with the cops, and won't handle the "excessive force" case I threatened the police with. FML

#20683298
64 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today, my piano teacher complimented my song, calling it great. I was proud and thanked him, then realized he was being sarcastic. FML

#20683283
34 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
51 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

#20683433
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3450) - you deserved it (3855)

On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)



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