Saturday 21 November 2009 
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Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 12:03am - work - by beckbm23 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was leaving work. I saw the bus, got on, and travelled back home. Once home, I laid down, turned on the TV, and then remembered I'd driven to work. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 12:47am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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