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Tuesday 16 September 2014

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Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

#21259194
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3793) - you deserved it (329)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:17am - work - by cazzb - United States (Virginia)

Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look and me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML

#21259205
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On 09/16/2014 at 12:31am - kids - by HeIsKindaRightTho (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

#21259221
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1108) - you deserved it (86)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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