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Friday 29 August 2014

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Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9528) - you deserved it (1082)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4494) - you deserved it (384)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)



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