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Tuesday 27 January 2015

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Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2038) - you deserved it (3787)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For 85 € I had a view of my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (401) - you deserved it (98) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/27/2015 at 6:45am - money - by LadyGrey -



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