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Thursday 11 February 2016

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

#21525041
55 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by Poppleton99 - United States (Utah)

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

#21525094
37 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 7:24am - work - by candy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

#21525139
46 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by not satisfied - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

#21525162
32 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm - health - by notaman (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

#21525128
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On 02/11/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by J (man) - Malta



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