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Monday 6 July 2015

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Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12808) - you deserved it (1371)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

#21437177
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12319) - you deserved it (1095)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:30am - intimacy - by I'm_Not_Interested - United States (Nevada)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12082) - you deserved it (953)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

#21437372
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7312) - you deserved it (1757)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

#21437483
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6789) - you deserved it (3084)

On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)



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