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Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

#21098658
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On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States

Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML

#21291592
59 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm - work - by blondieforlife - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
82 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
16 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when this small boy starts looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kids face look like that"? He said it so loud 3 tables next to us turned and looked. FML

#330235
58 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:46pm - kids - by maximumpower (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

#766931
135 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

#3503647
127 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by squirt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
85 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

#17895796
122 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

#20421301
98 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

Today, I was refereeing a soccer match and I called a foul. An angry coach kept screaming at me, saying "You're crazy!" I asked him to leave the field. As he left, he lifted his middle finger and screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I ref 5-year-olds. FML

#20937864
89 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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