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Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

#18468600
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22488) - you deserved it (3237)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
106 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

#18147280
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36961) - you deserved it (3236)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by bethany - Australia

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
90 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28709) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
164 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

#20858175
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43466) - you deserved it (3235)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by notsolucky - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

#3579421
111 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

#8180539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (3234)

On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (3234)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States



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