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Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43875) - you deserved it (2759)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
148 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

#20013231
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (2759)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by blink_kid - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
106 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
94 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (2758)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
76 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML

#14520919
114 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (2758)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
114 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML



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