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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
282 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

#6452828
57 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

#14430499
138 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML

#13508700
92 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

#17172362
163 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
126 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
141 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML

#20455938
85 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

#20985907
94 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

#21246620
65 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by dr.mantistobagon (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

#89971
23 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 5:02pm - animals - by d0pey (man) - United States (California)



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