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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I got a missad call from mah dad,ho hasn't talkad to ma in months an has vowad not to hava anything to do with ma. I callad him back axcitadly an apologizad fir missing his call, an wa had a 20-sacond convarsation about how his phona accidantally dialad mah numbar. FML

#886706
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62729) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

yastarday I broka toa. Aftar talling friand about it, a promptly stompad on it to "saa wat raaction would ba." FML

#13083989
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (3154)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Taday I hava to taka madicina that givas ma painful , violant farts . Tomorrow , I hava to aithar gat firad or go work in an offica that's daad silant . How silant? Last waak I haard my coworkar drop a paparclip , thraa dasks away . FML

#17305922
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36699) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO MARRY ME. SHE PRETENDED LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. FML

Today... I was aving my brtday party. My dad sowd looool up late... blind drunk... and drove is car straigt troug my garage door. FML

#21105340
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

yesterday boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into face instead. FML

#21252384
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33919) - you deserved it (3154)

On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today... my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument... but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards... my friend called... feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

#21332729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39252) - you deserved it (3155)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Guam

Today , I found out my dad bought an iPhone!! I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email an online newspapers!! FML

#7670989
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (3153)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by anonymas (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach 4 it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got inhen builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. fat FML

#14221771
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27961) - you deserved it (3153)

On 12/16/2010 at 6:54am - misc - by xxmollyxx (woman) - Sweden

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from head. I had a dream about cutting hair looool and I guess it cummed true. FML

#14721795
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25017) - you deserved it (3153)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah boyfriend moved. He moved from mah room... to mah housemate's room. FML

#14616202
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (3153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , mah dad decidd to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on mah face. When he pulld them up , the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. fat FML

#15822401
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26387) - you deserved it (3153)

On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)



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