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Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

#10748228
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (3217)

On 05/25/2010 at 12:44am - misc - by Laptop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

#8069688
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29697) - you deserved it (3217)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

#12858373
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32407) - you deserved it (3217)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by Forded (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

#20420365
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (3218)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

#20883979
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41217) - you deserved it (3217)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

#1094822
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64695) - you deserved it (3216)

On 04/18/2009 at 7:11pm - health - by crapgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

#5227356
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40407) - you deserved it (3217)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

#12695884
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37511) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML

#18401623
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30867) - you deserved it (3216)

On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

#21068141
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49755) - you deserved it (3216)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (3216)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)



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