By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
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wolfe37 0

yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

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GuyWithAGuitar 0

lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

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da_funk_masta 0

you would think you would have stopped at the first few haha, but i feel for you i've been in many farm accidents.

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goodtimesx2 0

i think this story is bullshit, thats why it didnt stop at the first few

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christyxbee 15

This just isn't your day is it? Wah Wah Wah Wahhh

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allmidnighteyes 10

Goose shit, puppy piss, and an electric fence? Kinkyyy

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redbluegreen 40

Bring on the chickens, barbed wire and cement! Gonna have a sexy party...

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wolfe37 0

yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

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dnlphm94 0

I never knew they had electric fences for horses :/ I guess I'm behind on technology.

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XOfiestypixie 0

Horses can sometimes have the bad habit of breaking down fences. Especially stallions when the mares are in heat. =) (I've seen a miniature stallion break through 2 wooden fences and nearly an electric to get to the females...Horses are tough shit)

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GuyWithAGuitar 0

lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

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PointMissed 0

You're a wimp, electric horse fences don't even hurt in the slightest.

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dsrs3777 0

I dunno which horse fences you've touched but the two times I've come in contact with different ones it really hurt! Very temporary pain of course but the second it happened I thought someone had thrown a boulder at my arm

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PointMissed 0

I have worked on a farm for the past 3 summers and ridden horses for my whole life. I have touched literally dozens of different horse fences, didn't hurt once- just a little shock like touching the doorknob after rubbing your feet on the carpet. Doesn't hurt. The volatge isn't enough to do any damage. OP is a pussy.

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tarana 0

You must have some crazy high pain tolerance. The one time I accidentally backed up into an electric fence, it felt like someone had kicked me to the ground.

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Lizardbits 0

you know, it really depends what type of fence and the setting it's on. also if you have rubber shoes/boots on it won't hurt much, if at all.

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