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Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)
Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 12:33am - work - by JSterl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:54am - intimacy - by windskurfer - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)
Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 1:56am - love - by agh marriage (man) - Australia (Queensland)
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