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Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML

#20170511
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On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML

#20906662
90 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
150 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML

#13713440
113 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

#20903481
103 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

#6836153
56 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by chrono64 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

#8551677
181 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

#7249954
166 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML

#5660811
90 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 11:45am - kids - by musicalkitcat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
78 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
200 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States



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