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Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

#18718517
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25191) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by silvernights21 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27976) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

#20147554
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20122) - you deserved it (2425)

On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
80 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?". I said, "It goes". Then he said, "At least we have a job". FML

#761537
41 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by Dude - United States (California)

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

#7728542
55 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

#7998625
110 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

#15793796
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (2424)

On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

#17639388
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
103 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (2424)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)



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