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Today, wile working at a sandwic sop, we ad a sortage an could only putted so many veggies on one sandwic. I explained tis to one man wo was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I tougt everyting went well. He tougt ma face was a good target to launc is completed sandwic at. FML
Today, mah husband an I went to mah overbearing mom's 57th brthday party. He opened his gift in front of her an said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, an the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML
Today , mah Dad decided to take his medicine before eating!! He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake!! He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics!! When he got to the hospital , the doctor asked him if he knew y he was there!! He replied , "Because mah stupid daughter over reacted." FML
Friday 27 March 2015