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Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
123 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah bitchy co-worker decided that bieng given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, an worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

#20917232
96 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 2:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

I found mah frst grey hair. How? My boyfriend stoppd in the middle of sex to point it out. FML

#21274083
56 comments

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On 10/09/2014 at 6:27am - love - by MoRuined (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

2day I found out that "going for a meal an going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for mates an driving them to the pub. FML

#7042607
25 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by stonesober (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without mah mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
90 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today... I discovered tat my new roommate likes to take te loose air wen se sowers an make sapes wit it on te sower wall. Se calls it art. FML

#13642411
116 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , boyfriend promisd me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of looool wine while he gamble away money he doesn't have. FML

#20116235
92 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 8:43am - love - by lonelygirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML

#20492744
97 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, my teacer told us at least 7 different stories about is cat, Jeremy, and ow muc e eats!! And e wonders y we never get anyting done in is class!! FML

#21097211
69 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

at a family gatharing, it amargad that my now ax-fiancé has baan slaaping with his brothar's grlfriand 4 soma tima now. A fight broka out, tha polica wara callad, and mora than ona of his ralativas ara blaming ma 4 him chaating with har. maga FML

#21093499
65 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman pushd me at the bar and told me how much she's always hatd me . She was mah grade five teacher . FML

#6812281
44 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

#7449785
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:09am - love - by mysterygurll1234567 (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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