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Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
101 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

#21110479
71 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa

Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML

#5463165
109 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by lone_ranger (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
117 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
105 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

#19917183
126 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 11:40pm - love - by sober (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

#20710020
89 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

#21194487
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On 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by too cool (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

#3500742
96 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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