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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by leftbehind - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)
Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I left my grandmother's burial to take a midterm. Earlier I e-mailed the professor to ask permission to take it later, and she flat out said "no." I left my grieving family, and traveled hours back to school. I went to class, only to discover that the prof decided to move the exam date. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 1:03am - health - by Nyquilwtf - United States
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)
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