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Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

#20564887
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (3009)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:37am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

#20933464
51 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

#21149559
63 comments

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On 05/23/2014 at 8:09pm - misc - by ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

#20421301
97 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

#21216549
67 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

#13347078
106 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35492) - you deserved it (3007)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (3007)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
119 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

#20485216
67 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

#20810887
95 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 1:09am - money - by brokeandalone (woman) - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

#26986
28 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)



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