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Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)
Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)
Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 7:39pm - work - by bonedregardless (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by ohyesIfeelspecial (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by calivianya (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I received a phone call from my father asking how I spelled my name. Not only was he the parent who picked out my name, he was completely serious. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
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Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:25am - misc - by whatawaste - United States (Indiana)
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada
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