Love and Texting: Drunk texts

Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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You deserved it 908

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 082

You deserved it 11 020

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 196

You deserved it 7 589

Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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You deserved it 525

Never crush on company time

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 387

You deserved it 229

By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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You deserved it 9 899

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 381

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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You deserved it 8 783

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 349

Get it now?

By poopooppachuu - 11/10/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

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You deserved it 6 104

SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

Comments

SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:30

What did you think would happen?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 January 2022 7:55

If you waited until 10 am, he probably would have been single!

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 19 January 2022 12:37

you probably blew your chance by pissing him off and irritating him at 2 AM! wtf were you thinking?!?

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

Nightbird827 15

Wednesday 19 January 2022 23:12

you have to be like 14. you'll grow up and get over that shit one day.

OfficialMrD 3

Thursday 20 January 2022 22:11

Well hes being honest with you… would you rather him lie and say hes single and make you the side piece?

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