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Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 4:40pm - work - by JBK06262009 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm - work - by Problem - United States (California)
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
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On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a job interview for a job I've been dying to have. As I'm walking into the office, the manager says, "Aren't you my son's ex, the one he cheated on?" All I could do was sit there quietly as he laughed at me. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 3:54am - work - by emilyparra1 - United States (Florida)
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML
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On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my temp agency sent me out for an interview for a great job. The interviewer and I hit it off. She asked if I could start later today. She said she'd call after making up a contract. She didn't call. My temp agency called to tell me the interviewer was fired right after my interview. FML
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On 06/09/2009 at 3:13pm - work - by BrokeInCT (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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