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Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

#1078631
135 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 2:45am - animals - by englishtrio (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

#19869373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (3108)

On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831
27 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

#18712372
53 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

#20162862
108 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by nolove - Australia

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

#20907968
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44028) - you deserved it (3107)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by CelibateHero (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

#2057571
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (3106)

On 05/18/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by trgtyo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML

#6436663
56 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 3:07pm - health - by Foodcomesfirst (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
119 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
183 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

#18630466
113 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns $10,000 more than me. FML

#2798980
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59838) - you deserved it (3105)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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