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Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

#20883979
78 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8 hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I am now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

#9123169
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On 03/16/2010 at 1:19am - work - by evenpoorer (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

#20029971
106 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
197 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

#20467580
62 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

#20893327
84 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML

#20897726
86 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

#21106030
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On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
90 comments

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On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

#4467234
202 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 2:01am - love - by FUSMC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
74 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -



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