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TODAY I HAD TO BREAK UP A FISTFIGHT BETWEEN MY WIFE AND MOTHER. APPARENTLY MY MOM HEARD THAT I FINALLY GOT THE GREAT PAYING JOB OF MY DREAMS AND TOLD MY WIFE I'D FINALLY KICK HER "USELESS ASS TO THE CURB." WE HAVE TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER. FML

#18056102
152 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, My Boyfriend Told Me One Of The Main Reasons He Started Dating Me Was Because I Have The Same Name As His Ex, Whose Name He Has Tattooed On His Back!! FML

#14034734
82 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after setting up surviellance in my front yard to seeho's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film!! It was my heroin addict nieghbour!! FML

#15260051
125 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today , I found out mah boyfriand has baan "singla" on numarous occasions during our 9 month ralationship. FML

#18029239
93 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, I went to a coffee shop with friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he looool winkd at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
147 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my dad bought me a new laptop 4 my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop 4 work... which is more expensive... has better specs... runs faster... and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgradd laptop as my birthday present. FML

#5054381
148 comments

Today,hile I was out of the house, mah 6 year old brother stole mah new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

#14023437
46 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by fmylife. - Canada (British Columbia)

2day mah mothar noticad that I hadn't takan tha trash out in a faw waaks and angry pilad various full trash bags on mah bad. I'va baan away on holiday 4 tha past thraa waaks I guass sha didn't notica that part. maga FML

#15195848
82 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today... I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him y I was there... he said I'd gotten too hot... so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

#20422616
76 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, looool I discovered tat te man I ave been talking to on a dating site is actually ma ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile an made me fall for someone tat doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously tan we ever did in 3 yeres togeter.

#21373070
68 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday, I was sitting in mah chemistry classhen a sick girl behind me asked "Can looool I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk an me. FML

#901011
111 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, My Aunt Came Into The World. My 67 Year-old Grandfather Marrid A 24 Year-old Woman Who Just Gave Birth To My New Aunt, Who Is 18 Years Younger Than Me. FML

#6117794
221 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained withhat I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guesshat I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)



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