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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54465) - you deserved it (3708)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

#21132614
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45674) - you deserved it (3708)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

#21209204
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47152) - you deserved it (3708)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

#21283288
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48196) - you deserved it (3708)

On 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by BadLuckLad (man) - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

#4891405
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54546) - you deserved it (3707)

On 08/28/2009 at 8:59pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47084) - you deserved it (3707)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27423) - you deserved it (3707)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML

#21090670
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38016) - you deserved it (3707)

On 03/19/2014 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

#21096273
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44767) - you deserved it (3707)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

#14080248
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36760) - you deserved it (3706)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

#17620936
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (3706)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

#20566521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (3706)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (3706)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States



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