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Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

#20753919
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45600) - you deserved it (3028)

On 06/29/2013 at 6:01am - kids - by mskawaiibat - United States (California)

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

#37200
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41098) - you deserved it (3027)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

#5659886
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41337) - you deserved it (3027)

On 10/05/2009 at 9:55am - love - by Konstantine (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

#17868574
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (3027)

On 09/30/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Cristie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (3027)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

#206067
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58925) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

#6120189
159 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27754) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27760) - you deserved it (3026)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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