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Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

#5312576
127 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm - love - by Sadtimes - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
34 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

#19967634
162 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

#21270023
51 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

#3603411
136 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

#15294376
85 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

#8195721
109 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
79 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -



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