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Today, my parents bought a new car with the money they made from selling mine. To make up for selling my car without telling me, they let me choose the make, model, and colour of the new car... which I just found out I'm not allowed to drive. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 9:43pm - health - by Fractured - United States
Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States
Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:00pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)
Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by juliasaman - United States (Washington)
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States
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