Denied

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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tounces7 27

Saturday 26 December 2020 21:00

I'm just gonna say dump her because it sounds like she's intentionally being an asshole here.

alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 26 December 2020 19:03

Kind of a bitch move on her part making you come over in the middle of the night to break up. Life goes on. The virginity part seem irrelevant.

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alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 26 December 2020 19:03

Kind of a bitch move on her part making you come over in the middle of the night to break up. Life goes on. The virginity part seem irrelevant.

tounces7 27

Saturday 26 December 2020 21:01

I think the virginity part mostly just adds to his overall FML, not that it was relevant to that specific circumstance.

alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 26 December 2020 21:12

You are right. If I was in his place, I would anticipate some intimacy when she asked him over.

rotflqtms_ 21

Tuesday 29 December 2020 22:52

I didn't see the break up part, just the kicking him out because she didn't feel like having sex. Sucks that he went all the way there for nothing, but you're allowed to change your mind about wanting to have sex, even mid sex. At least she didn't wait until he was about to go into her to kick him out butt naked. That would have been horrible luck. °¤And now talking to op...¤° either way OP... can you really blame her for all 29 years of virginity? Was she the only girl you dated? And if so, I think you guys are on completely different pages on sex. And there are people who are older than OP who still also haven't had sex, by choice and not by choice.

tounces7 27

Saturday 26 December 2020 21:00

I'm just gonna say dump her because it sounds like she's intentionally being an asshole here.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 26 December 2020 22:19

You've waited 29 years to lose your V-card, what's another few weeks or months? Besides a few more thousands of dollars in meals and gifts. Hope it's worth it.