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Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML
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On 05/22/2009 at 7:25pm - misc - by stillhungry (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States
Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 4:25pm - misc - by Gremlinswife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)
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