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Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

#2376040
123 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, it was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

#4617749
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On 08/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by thedd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
128 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
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On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML

#15930581
148 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 2:18am - love - by SadGuy - United Kingdom

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was cutting a client's hair, and she was complaining about how itchy her head was from having it too long. As I lay down my comb and shears, three lice bugs ran across my counter. FML

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

#21168803
98 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm - health - by Harry (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
108 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

#13978523
93 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
82 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

#18515072
81 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States



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