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Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML

#20876742
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33318) - you deserved it (2645)

On 09/11/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

#14331455
85 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (2644)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
34 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (2644)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

#20493991
82 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
22 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

#6719670
120 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (2643)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version



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