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Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28915) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

#20827624
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52297) - you deserved it (3531)

On 08/08/2013 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

#21135494
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36719) - you deserved it (3531)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML

#21157136
242 comments

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On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was going running. It was an especially windy day and things were flying through the wind. Apparently, bodily fluid can also fly through the wind. Turns out, a women was barfing over a bridge and the wind caught it and it flew through the air. Right into my face and body. FML

#879830
87 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by fedlife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML

#5814625
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25835) - you deserved it (3530)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:04am - money - by latepayer (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (3530)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26658) - you deserved it (3530)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

#20141794
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (3530)

On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

#21073837
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39496) - you deserved it (3530)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

#5201884
65 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML

#5661944
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41535) - you deserved it (3529)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)



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