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Today, a policeman and me confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States
Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by dca101 (man) - United States
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by bm (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 8:37am - love - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by C45 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 3:00am - love - by waaah (woman) - Australia
Monday 20 May 2013
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