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Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Soph (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I had to listen to my mum and grandma planning a funeral for my grandpa. Who isn't dead yet. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 4:13am - misc - by GirlFromAus - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 12:40am - love - by lil123 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by cheeseburglar_9000 (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 8:22pm - misc - by arghgffhdfg (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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