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I was thinking OP was doing something even goofier than that, 63. Like uh, maybe trying to pull of a pile driver on his own. Squatting, pointing his dick towards the ground and half jump plowing into a little hole he made with both hands. Just something completely fucking ridiculous. If I saw my son attempting a move like that, every single girlfriend he's ever had would hear that story. Haha.

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At least they laugh about it, I've heard of some parents who sent their kids to church camp because they got caught jacking off...OP's lucky they didn't freak haha

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#25, you're right, it could've been a lot worse. OP's dad could've gone and brought his mom in the room too to experience firsthand how "weird" OP does it!

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There was also an FML detailing how OP's mom always recites Bible verses to him after she caught him jacking off...

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Remember the South Park episode where Butters got sent to gay camp were the motto was "Pray the gay away" and when he visited some of the rooms the students attending had killed themselves. Or am I on the only person that remembers that whole episode off hand. And the Awesome-O episode.

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As a (newer) parent myself, everything your kids do gets discussed. Makes me wonder about the discussions my parents must've had about the shit I did as a kid...

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How do you improve your "technique"? the only thing I can imagine is screaming...... well some candels would be fine, lol idk.

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Yeah I know, I mean how long do you have to watch someone wank to know they do it "weird".

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There are some people that like to hang themselves while jacking off (for me that's weird) and maybe.. well I guess I got out of the topic.

Tell him it only looked weird to him because you have to use your whole hand to grab it, and since he only needs two fingers he just wouldn't understand, walk away and laugh maniacally.

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It's a natural thing to do its not weird. I don't know where you have been, but masturbating has been going on for thousands of years.

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Maybe OP jacks off in a way that is actually weird? If I walked in to my son masturbatig while hanging upside down from the ceiling and watching a dolphin masturbate with a decapitated fish, I'd be pretty weirded out, too.

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