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Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entrely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy nieghbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
TODAY , MY MOTHER STARTD CURSING AT A LADY FIR TOOTING HER HORN AT HER IN TRAFFIC , BECAUSE THERE WAS "NO NED FIR ROAD RAGE" . WHEN I TRID TO CALM HER DOWN , SHE SLAMMD ON THE BRAKES AN TOLD ME TO GET OUT AN WALK . FML
Today at work a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML
TADAY MY BEST FRIEND PLANNED A BIRTDAY PARTY FIR ME AT TE LOCAL MEXICAN RESTAURANT. NO ONE SOWED UP. WE TOLD TE MEXICAN WAITER TERE WOULD BE 18 ARRIVING. TWO OURS LATER E BROUGT ME FREE ICE CREAM. EVEN TE NON-ENGLIS SPEAKING WAITERS KNEW I WAS A LOSER. FML
Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML
Friday 27 March 2015