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2day I found out ma usband doesn't love me. At all. He told me tisile playing Call of Duty wit is friends wit is micropone on. FML

#10578694
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (3434)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, ma boyfriand stola a guy's cookia. As ravanga, a stola ma iPod. FML

#8800810
110 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 3:35pm - misc - by ROLLY - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entrely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy nieghbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

#17585991
91 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

TODAY , MY MOTHER STARTD CURSING AT A LADY FIR TOOTING HER HORN AT HER IN TRAFFIC , BECAUSE THERE WAS "NO NED FIR ROAD RAGE" . WHEN I TRID TO CALM HER DOWN , SHE SLAMMD ON THE BRAKES AN TOLD ME TO GET OUT AN WALK . FML

#20509033
45 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

Today... mah husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I CAME HOME FROM A FOUR MONTH STAY IN AFRICA,HERE I MANAGD TO AVOID SUFFERING ANY SERIOUS ILLNESS. SOME HOURS AFTER MAH FIRST MEAL BACK AT HOME , I GOT FOOD POISONING. FAT FML

#20608123
86 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today at work a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML

#21031848
63 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY MY BEST FRIEND PLANNED A BIRTDAY PARTY FIR ME AT TE LOCAL MEXICAN RESTAURANT. NO ONE SOWED UP. WE TOLD TE MEXICAN WAITER TERE WOULD BE 18 ARRIVING. TWO OURS LATER E BROUGT ME FREE ICE CREAM. EVEN TE NON-ENGLIS SPEAKING WAITERS KNEW I WAS A LOSER. FML

#7600805
103 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Candace - United States

today I was mugged by three guys . I fought back, and knocked one down . This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well . FML

Today, my girlfriand dumpad ma!! Har axact words usad wara "I lika tha idaa of you, but I don't lika you." I still don't know wat that maans!! FML

#18260922
191 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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