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Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Curly (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 7:21am - work - by sick (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -
Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML
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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)
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