Animals: Soggy

Soggy

By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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XxbladixX 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:26

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

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AndelleRae 9

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

Philosophic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:23

Zing!

daniisme 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:02

no #1, they weren't mad. they got up and lucked the dog right up it's back.

defsdgdh 4

Monday 5 April 2010 7:47

#1 I bet you were really pissy when you got out of be this morning an couldn't see your toes.

kittehkat87 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:34

What a pissy situation.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:25

Ewwww that sucks, but at least you weren't the only one petting the dog, and if you are interested in this guy, you have something else to talk about :D.

showrunner 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:15

true dat but a feel way worse for the dog!!

heyitsdiamond 5

Monday 26 September 2011 0:30

I know I feel bad for the dog

XxbladixX 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:26

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

cab227 2

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:14

that really is an F the dogs life. I never thought about that.

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:15

ooh pee pee, sexytime

daydreamstar 7

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:54

so maybe now you can try a dog/pee fetish... dang, now humans are worried about dogs being pissed off but now dogs have to get worried about getting pissed on. kudos for anyone who gets the reference ^^

sparkey0127 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:02

you deserve it for saying chatting up this guy

1800getalife 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:32

today, these I got peed on. after trying to explain to my owners guest , they thought that I wanted to be petted fml, ftl.

nazooer 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:33

Are you retarded?

GanjAxZermA 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:37

oh girl.. well hopefully that after you washed your hands it still didint smell :/

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:24

that's a littli harsh Applepineapple31 I hope whoever peed on the dog gets hit by a bus :) lol that's nasty:P

popoman 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:55

He/she must have changed "bus" to "car" to make it seem less harsh. How do you like them apples?

xXWaLk_AwAyXx 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:48

if they were actually aiming for the dog they're sick

popoman 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:59

Why? Dogs do the same to humans sometimes. Let's show those bitches how it feels. The time is now. The war between dogs and humans is imminent. Who will move first? Who will assert their dominance? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? We must band together, as humans, to fight against this canine infestation. Let us all start today. I beg of every one of you, for the sake of mankind, please urinate on as many dogs as possible...while we still can. The war can still be won. If we do not fight, then we are already dead!!!