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Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

#13742923
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On 11/06/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
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On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

#20536189
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On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
199 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

#6310965
114 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 9:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631
137 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

#20466884
92 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. FML

#21245661
42 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 7:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

#12296527
135 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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