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Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 7:21am - work - by sick (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -
Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML
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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by Broon (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)
Today, the arts company I work for cancelled our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, and will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office trained in ticketing. It stopped raining 10 minutes after we cancelled it. FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML
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On 06/10/2009 at 4:18am - misc - by older (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)
Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)
Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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